Brian Minderman

Knowledge Locksmith

My professional motto is “attempt to be professional.”

I do what I do because of brain chemistry and environmental factors.

Alma Mater was my Grandma’s name.

Life would be a lot simpler if I were independently wealthy.

If I were an animal, I would be Otter from “Animal House.”

My hidden talent is the one I can’t find.

The soundtrack of my life is the Sound of Music.

You’ll never catch me naked with clothes on.

Three things people would be surprised to know about me are:

  1. I’m imaginary.
  2. I have a wand.
  3. I have slain a dragon.

Sometimes people say I look like my reflection.

My first order of business as a super hero would be to retire.

I love whisky.
I can’t stand mean people.

The best place on earth is with me.

My nerdiest quality is that I am really smart.